Knob Slobber

The mixture of spit and seamen, usually produced when a man ejaculates in a women's mouth.

"She was downing my hog like a mad women when all of a sudden i blew my load and she was covered in the knob slobber."

by David Meece January 5, 2006

Scobberlotcher

A person who doesn't leave their house. Usually very lazy, and goes by the name of Nick.

It's summertime and that old scobberlotcher still doesn't come outside!

by Bauvdel1 June 8, 2015

Sober

Not drinking alcohol. This term does not apply to drugs.

"I'm sober but I sure ain't clean!"

by Flopings March 25, 2017

Sober Sally

When drinking with friends, sober sally is the girl who never gets sloppy. She's the one taking care of everyone else. Whether it's giving them a bath or making them detox tea, this girl also makes pancakes as a hangover breakfast.

"Yo, I don't feel good, where's sober sally?"

by BB of HLD December 31, 2006

cock slobber

1) The saliva build up that acurs when a chick throat fucks (gagging and so fourth) upon a genorouslly proportioned cock. The sobber is usually covering the entire penis and the cock sucker mouth ,with ocational strings and bubbles of spit emerging. VERY HOT; VERY RARE

2) The precum that oozes out of aroused dick holes.

1) A good blow job comes with spit; a great blow job comes with cock slobber

2) That chick got me so horny , I pitched a tent full of cock slobber.

by Dirty Dustin October 23, 2006

sober up

The act of pretending not to be inebriated when passing officials, parents, or anyone else you would rather not be faded around. (does not necessarily only apply to those under-age)

For example: |Spot a policeman| Sober up!

by Stephanie R. SDSU May 30, 2007

Soberlicious

One who is both attractive and sworn themself to sobriety, vastly decreasing the likelihood of anyone engaging in intercourse with them.

Andrew is way to attractive not to drink. I'd totally have sex with him. He's soberlicious.

by John Whittenberger April 21, 2008