soft soap

To appeal to, to suck up; to take measures in order to get on a person's good side. An ass kisser towards a particular person

He's going to completely reject me, but soft soap you. Don't you get it? He fucking loves anything you do, with or without reason

by DEADFORWEEKS August 18, 2007

Soap Eyes

the devious eyes you make behind someone's back while you're hugging them, as can be seen in every episode of every shit soap opera ever

Soap Dude 1: I love you, dude
Soap Dude 2: I love you too, dude
*hug*
*Soap Eyes*
Viewer: OMFG that dude does NOT love that dude!!

by rawkinstu February 24, 2017

Soap Grabber

1. Noun;
- Naked man who bends over to grab soap in shower, when other naked man, pops up behind him, and begins willing buttrape. Commonly used as insult

1. //Listens to McCain debate- Oh my crap, man! That McCain guy's such a frickin' soap grabber!

by Lily Jorgan February 1, 2009

CHIA SOAP

THE ACT OF SHAVING OFF ONES PUBIC HAIR AND PLACING THE LEFT OVER RUFFAGE ON YOUR ROOMATES BAR OF SOAP

THAT FUCKIN DANIEL HASTON GAVE ME A CHIA SOAP ON MY IRISH SPRING SOAP WHAT A FUCK HEAD

by CASEY ALLEN July 7, 2008

curry soap

What Indian people use to take a shower,why else do the majority of them smell so bad in the morning?aimed at only the ones who smell like crap

Student 1: Ew what's that smell?
Student 2. I think it's Gerwinder, you know how she uses that curry soap
Student 1: trillz

see trillz to find out what it means

by Gstar01 October 2, 2007

patchouli soap

The ultimate oxy-moron.
The idea is that you wash yourself with the aforementioned soap to imbibe yourself with a fresh patchouli scent.
But seriously, a hippie, bathing? Ha

"NO, NO," said the hippie. "BACK AWAY WITH THE PATCHOULI SOAP."

by oblivion July 29, 2004

soap dick

it is the most painful thing in this world you just took a scrumptious shower you get out and you realized you have soap dick and then when you put your underwear on it burns and burns and then when u pee it’s STINGS then it’s gone but while it’s there it sucks it’s just soap in your dickhole

joe: bruh i got out the shower earlier and i had soap dick
allen: damnnn bro that sucks it stings bro
joe: yeah wait what’s my full name?
allen: joe m..

by bigdawgbignutz March 11, 2021