salty snickers

When, after having anal sex, the person being sodomized sucks the sperm and their own feces off the penis of the person doing the sodomizing.

The term originates from the (alleged) saltiness of ejaculate combined with the chunky brown consistency of feces.

Bob: So you think she loves you?

Jack: I gave her a salty snickers last night and she loved it. She's mine.

Bob: Better run. She'll be wanting to get married next.

by poopfetishist October 23, 2006

Snickers

this girl who got fucked in the ass after taking a shit

Eww did u just take a shit then fuck me in the ass

by bangladesh April 9, 2005

Thick as a Snicker

Term used to define a fly shorty. Said shorty can't be spindly and thin, nor albino, and can't be a chickenhead either. To be Thick as a Snicker it helps if the girl is of color but it is not a requirement. Typically, the female will have an attractive posterior and legs and you'll be attracted to her instantly. This is also known as "having strong feelings towards the girl."

Term made popular by the Brandon Flowers (cornerback for KC Chiefs) tweet to random girl he saw on the street.

Me: Yo dude check out the bangin' chick going into that korean nail salon!
JP: Word up homes, she so fly that she Thick as a Snicker.

Me: Girl let me holla at you, I'm boning up seeing how you as thick as a snicker.
Girl: That's the best pick up line I ever heard! I'm glad you like my fly ass! Do you wanna come over later?

Brandon Flowers (via twitter): So to the light skin girl wit long hair that walked out of city hall around 5 that was thick as a snicker I have strong feelins toward u

by Suge Night May 18, 2011

snicker butt

Snicker butt is when either one doesn't wipe properly or one expresses a wet fart filling your crack with unwanted mess. Often causes itching and embarrassing jerky movements.

"Joe ran out of t.p. in the jiffy john and now he has snicker butt, look how he is walking."

by Bedrock Gang March 18, 2009

reverse snickers

Something so scary you wake up from the weirdest dream of your life

As heard in dream:

Someone behind you: the reverse snickers?! I’m outta here!!!!

by ButterflyBob December 9, 2022

snickers swirl

2 Culver’s employees one cup

After a night of gorging on peanuts the Culver’s employees make the snickers swirl for the morning customer.

by Wild Marcoos December 20, 2021

snicker dildo

A snickers bar used as a dildo to derive pleasure.

Calel: Wow! did you know that Donna has a stash of "fun size" snicker dildos in her closet. dildy

by Bruce Needzweed December 11, 2016