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Smorgasbord

Absaloutely devouring any food you can find in sight like a rabid dog whilst you receive oral from a partner and or partners
You hear about John and that dinner party? Yeah! I heard he ate a whole turkey during a smorgasbord. Holy shit I can’t belive it that man must be packing
by Kieriooooo November 25, 2022
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smorgasbroading

After eating food while sitting on the couch and your dog tries to eat all the crumbs you dropped on yourself.
Dog, how many times do I have to tell you smorgasbroading is not allowed! Stop hoovering my chest!
by Julezinator November 20, 2023
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smorgasbord

that chocolate starfish was a whole smorgasbord!
by bananafritter April 18, 2024
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That chocolate starfish was an absolute smorgasbord!
by bananafritter April 18, 2024
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Turkish Smorgasbord

A sexual act involving digitally penetrating two women while servicing two others with your big toes. Also, they all have really hairy bushes.
I spent all last night in a Turkish Smorgasbord, now I should rinse off my hands and feet.
by Ergodang! April 14, 2017
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Hot tub smorgasbord

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019
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