Smegma

food

i love how this smegma tastes

by foreskinslapper February 18, 2024

smegma

a way to insult a "pretend sigma"

random twelve year old: *says a homophobic comment*
people with common sense: look at that SMEGMA!

by haz3.ox May 7, 2024

Smegma factory

(noun): a dick, one to be considered of fine crafting.

Sanchez replied " god crafted a smegma factory in these pants."

by Becker936 January 27, 2017

Smegma

Crusty white shit on ya dick that smells like raw sewage and two homeless men throwing shit at each other

Damn bruh he got smegma

by Xx_sadboy200_xX July 3, 2021

smegma sipper

A fetish involving the cheesy scrotum substance. May also be found on a dog.

I hadn’t showered in 3 days. That really excited Betty as she knew she’d be a smegma sipper during foreplay.

The dog wouldn’t stop licking himself. “Must be smegma sipping again”.

by Sudberry January 7, 2022

Smegma Smith

That guy that never washes his dick and always stinks up the room when his pants are off.

Person 1: What is that smell???
Person 2: Oh, it's just smegma smith taking a schwack.

by FootyStar123 July 28, 2016

Smegma

The main antagonist of Stranger Things Season 4

"I think we found Smegma in the Upside Down"

by Stinky Buttboy June 18, 2022