Cincinnati Cum Slinger

The act of a smooth young Midwesterner jerking his meat pole, like a rabid dog scratching for flees, and cumming like a yard sprinkler on a sexy college girl. Slinging it around like Indiana Jones does his whip. WA-SNAP!

"I thought i loved Brian Bays, but when he took the time, and emotion to perform the Cincinnati Cum Slinger on my cute pretty little face, i knew it was true love."

by brian bays May 7, 2018

big dick slinger

N. a total BAMF; an individual who possesses a large amount of swagger and is accomplished in the art of verbal jousting; especially pertaining to JV tennis players.
dick slinging

Bout ta doubble donut that fool like a big dick slinger!

Chris: how are you feeling?

bob: like a big dick slinger!

by urbanmyerurbanlegend December 19, 2011

Miami Mud Slinger

A person that would pre-crap the bed before having sex, loves the smell of turds

John: I just don't trust that guy

Keith: He looks like a Miami Mud Slinger

John: Well he sure ain't going to date my mom

by drcrawfishnoodle April 18, 2011

New york slinger

when you get a cripple in a body cast and cut a hole where his/her ass/vagina is and you fuck them, then proceed to cum in both of his/her eyes and make a sling for them out of your underwear.

i totally new york slingered that girl last night.

by Christopher F October 8, 2007

Rocky Mountain Slinger

After you have taken many drags of marijuana, your take your own shit and throw it at someone.

I'm going to Rocky Mountain Slinger you!

by Laxninja August 1, 2009

slophouse-shit-slinger

A institutional cook that serves low grade food who got the bad "wrap" mainly because of the mad cow disease epidemic.

Eat an Entrée Manure while this entrepreneur shoves shit down my throat like a slophouse-shit-slinger.

by Vin Nguyen July 9, 2017

purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006