lambs to the cosmic slaughter

A group of people being sent into a situation where they're completely vulnerable, usually without realizing the danger that they're being in, like lambs being brought to slaughter.

Person: "STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"

Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"

by Brainless Maniac January 1, 2025

slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

Hey, you can't have Jake and Max and Pete, them's slaughter sides.

by ponytrekker March 25, 2022

Slaughter bags

Doing coke, doing lines of coke

Me and the boys are gonna slaughter bags tonight post-bar

by Garfield the cat November 10, 2021

Slaughter bunnies

Women in love with murderers/serial killers.

slaughter bunnies be everywhere.

by errorname June 23, 2022

Self-Slaughter

An Alternative for the word kys, used by content creators in order to not get demonetized

After the incident he committed Self-Slaughter

by vj7812 November 3, 2023

Slaughter face

“Slaughter face” is a miami based artist/ rapper he is best known for his hit single “selfish “ on YouTube his Instagram is @slaughter_face

“Slaughter face” music is lit or “slaughter face” is next out of miami

You should check out “slaughter face” music

by Miami’s top hottest rappers November 25, 2021

Slaughtered

Stettler, Albertas meaning for being half an hour to an hour late for an appointment or date.
Depending on use can be rude or funny.
Used in scenarios involving payment for on time services such as food delivery, salon appointments, or dating situations.

"Sorry I slaughtered our appointment..." the hair dresser said to the upset customer.
"You slaughtered our date!" She screamed at the girl who had just arrived 50 minutes past the agreed time.

by Slaughteredtime June 9, 2018