skill

A word used by schoolkids from the 1970's to show their extreme joy at doing something impressive.

Normally used by holding both thumbs up (a la The Fonz in Happy Days) and saying "Skill!" with a big cheesey grin.

"That wheelie I just popped on my Raleigh Chopper was skill!"

"I've just cleared the 128th screen on Pacman! Skill!"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 13, 2004

skilla

a skilla is someone with skills.

someone who "kills it".

a master of art or work.

a pro.

someone who is badss with their skillz.

someone who "beasts" it or "kills it" is a skilla.

"Josie's a photography skilla"

"your makeup's skilla. who did it?"

"who's that skilla DJ?"

"that solo's skilla"

"He's a skilla fo sho"

by the serg April 15, 2009

Home Skillit

A greeting to a friend or someone who is cool. Another word for homie or home boy.

Person A: Whats up home skillit.

Person B: Nothing much, what about you?

by Scorch 95 March 31, 2009

skillman

The one who is presently throwned as the rightful ruler of hell and all things unholy.

Skillman returned my graded paper. The person next to me recieved a B, I recieved a pentagram.

by Tortured Student January 30, 2003

Skill Issue

"Skill Issue" is a phrase or term often used and inserted into conversations regarding video games or other media. The phrase is used to deem a failure or other similar scenario where the player is not successful and they proceed to blame it on the factors of the game or their opponents, when it is in fact, their fault. It can be used both as a genuine criticism of someone's skill, or ironically when it is in fact a factor completely out of their control to serve as a joke. It can also be used in real-life scenarios or other forms of non-video game media, where it is used as a video game related substitute to make a statement ironically or humorously.

Scenario 1: Genuinely

Person 1: Dude, how did I die there? That guy's got to be hacking! That's unfair
Person 2: I dunno, seems like a skill issue.
Scenario 2: Sarcastically/Ironically
Person 1: What? My internet just went out and I got disconnected! That sucks!
Person 2: (Sarcastically) Skill Issue.
Scenario 3: Unrelated to game
Person 1: Wow, I did not expect Iron Man to die at the end of Avengers: Endgame.
Person 2: (Mockingly) Iron Man had a Skill Issue, just don't die, LOL.

by o7_ January 12, 2022

Photocopier-fixing skills

One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".

Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"

Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*

Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"

by Supplanter (yeah boy!) September 19, 2008

wet iron skillet

1)fabricated expenditures; made-up handling fees; add-on taxes; fake surcharges. Costs that are made up after a price for the product, or service, has already been given. 2)A way to make more money after a price has already been given for a product or service. This process usually feels to the customer like they just got hit with a "wet iron skillet".

"Just lowball him and when he gets here we'll hit him with the wet iron skillet."

by Mr, Wundirphal April 17, 2009