National Lap sitting day

National lap sitting day is when you sit on someone’s lap just to tease or flirt with them which is on October 30th

Girl- sits on dude’s lap
Guy- “what the hell?”
Girl- “it’s national lap sitting day”

by MyM3mesAreD34D October 18, 2019

sitting on

'Sitting on' usually means 'doing something.' If you took it literally, you're an idiot.

I was sitting on my phone for ten hours

by einSitzpinkler May 4, 2018

sluting

1. going out and being a slut.
2. a period of time where one is intensely being a slut.

come on girls lets go sluting.

by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

Sitting

A sexual interaction whereby a human's butt is on another's face.

Did you enjoy that sitting last night?

by Sentry2703 November 18, 2020

Zaap Sitting

To be on a game, but not actually doing anything.

Originally from the French MMORPG Dofus where Zaaps are a location in game.

Person 1: You ever actually do anything in game?

Person 2: Nah, I'm too busy zaap sitting.

by SecondMan August 1, 2011

Sitting on your hands

Trying not to contact someone that you really shouldnt contact, for example: Your ex, someone you are chatting up and dont want to appear over keen to, your friends girlfriend that you have a crush on, etc.

Alludes to the thing that teachers and parents make little kids do to make sure they dont touch things they shouldnt. Literally sitting on their hands.

Dude: 'I want to text that girl I met at the club last night...'
Friend: 'Did you text her already and she didnt reply?'
Dude: 'Yes...'
Friend: 'Sit on your hands then. You know the drill.'

'I keep wanting to call my Ex, but I know I will only embarass myself'
'You should be sitting on your hands, mate'

by Tonymicjoe November 20, 2009

Phone sitting

The act of remaining seated while a nearby phone rings.

I was sitting on my ass at the computer when the phone began to ring, and I decided I was to lazy and interested to get up and answer it. To make matters more annoying; the person called back twice, and hung up at the answering machine so that a dial tone echoed throughout my house for three seconds.

"Phone sitting is hilarious."

by Ken Popov January 5, 2008