Simon

a big asian that is interested in everyones lunch

OOoooooO wheres my lunch? OOOOo what is tht? a carrot? or a pop tart? says simon

by Yuri Suri February 25, 2009

Simon

An unusually short person, who most likely plays video games in class.

"That guy is only three feet tall."
"Wow, he's almost as short as Simon."

by BlackoutZero December 18, 2008

Simone Simons

Dutch Mezzo-soprano singer who is the lead vocalist of symphonic metal band Epica. She gained a recent explosion in popularity due to the blogger known as Element continuously posting videos of himself fapping to her music videos. This was particularly odd to many members of the internet community due to Simons' reputation of being extremely unattractive. It has also been rumoured that she may in fact have a penis, but these allegations have not been confirmed.

Guy 1: What was Joe doing last night?

Guy 2: Not sure, probably fapping to Simone Simons again.

by Omni64 February 22, 2010

simone

a guy
its a guy
why are the definitions just girl like bruh

simone=guy

by Globglogabgalab February 19, 2020

Simon

kind of an asshole. he doesn't speak well and he's weird. he may be homeless. cunt-licker and an asshat. but lesbihonest he has a huge dick.

Simon: We should hang out
any female: fuck you and your lice because your homeless

by krystal11 February 2, 2013

Simon

A sad man who has no life or dick. Cant get any girls, but gets tons of dudes.

omg that dude cant get girls, he's a simon!!

by Killer of your soul November 20, 2016

Simon

A sex god, one with many friends and says no to thots. He is humble and respects everyone if they aren't being faggots. When he sees booty, he eats the booty. He gets what he wants. He is called "Daddy" very often, particularly in the bed. Girls cannot resist this sexy motherfucker.
If any Simon happens to be born in November, are you in luck, when in season, the Simon will sprout into his true form.

*in the bed*
Hot Chick: Oh Daddy, thats right. Im so glad I came across you Simon
Simon: Your welcome.

*any other situation*
Hot Chick(s): Oh Simon, thats right, Im so glad I came across you

Simon: Your welcome

by The MdASluGa January 22, 2019