sidewalk slammer

Bay Area Based drink common with punk kids. A 40oz of Mickey's/Old E drunken halfway down with a can of Sparks mixed in.

I just killed two sidewalk slammers.

by Das Nekroripper 510 Bluh February 11, 2008

Sideways Homer Simpson

really fat pussy lips that look like Homer Simpson's mouth turned sideways

The porn I'm watching right now has a bitch with a Sideways Homer Simpson, its so fat!

by davidbrookstone November 2, 2006

Fuck Me sideways

Its when your fucked big time.

Ryan Ryenolds in blade trinity after seeing the 2 rotweiler vampire fucks. goes ''fuck me sideways''

by Sobykicksass February 28, 2010

flash sideways

A flash sideways is not a flashback, flash-forward or an alternate timeline. It posits what would have happened if one event didn't.

In the ABC Television show Lost, a flash sideways shows what would have happened if Oceanic flight 815 didn't crash on the island but instead landed in Los Angeles.

by babcock69 May 24, 2010

right fuckin' sideways

When you’re so inebriated that you’re unable to walk straight, let alone stand up.

"Dude, you drank so much last night! You were right fuckin' sideways!"

by e911goddess September 16, 2007

sidewalked

Drinking so much that you end up falling on your face on some unforgiving concrete.

Mike took nine shots of liquid cocaine and was sidewalked minutes later.

by Our House East April 17, 2007

sender-sideways

To be redneck and drive your vehicle erraticly (maybe get a ticket) and sending your car/truck sideways. Hence sender-sideways.

Yo, dude...what the fuck you been up to? Well, I gotta go, sender-sideways! Pop-a-wellie!

by Larry the Unemployed Guy September 26, 2005