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Shalloween

the elaborate, costume-like preprations undergone when a group of girls gets dressed and puts on outrageous levels of makeup and perfumed body mist for a party.
"I can't take a shower, it's Shalloween in our dorm bathroom right now."
by teapartyanimal September 14, 2009
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penelope in a half shell

A person who is not afraid to show their inhibitions, while maintaining their corky demeanor.
A penelope in a half shell could be a person who does a sand crab walk as their greeting.
by Molly and Bridget August 27, 2008
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shallow

A term that is massively overused. It usually means a man/woman who only judges by looks and not by personality.

Many ugly girls consider guys shallow just because they get turned down by them and vice versa. A lot of ugly guys think girls are shallow because they get turned down. But neither of these are true.

The true example of shallow is when a guy/girl base someone's personality on how they look. If you're confused read below.
I was hanging out with my friend the other day who is quite a bit better looking than me (I'm not ugly, he's just hot I guess). So he and I are hanging out with this girl from school and I decide to test something.

Early that day I tell her a joke and she kind of laughs. So about 6 hours later, I have my friend tell her the exact same joke, word for word and she cracks up like it's the funniest thing she's ever heard.

Apparently the same exact joke was funnier when told by him, just because he's better looking. Avoid girls/guys like that at all cost.
by LAJ July 8, 2005
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shallowficial

A term used to describe any individual who manages to simultaneously carry on the traits of shallowness AND superficiality.

Someone whose character is marked by an absence of any quality depth while defining what little personality they possess by material or other insubstantial means.
Ace: You know that guy Brian in accounting?

Gary: You mean Brian Peppers?

Ace: No, dumbass. He's cool.

Gary: Oh -- you mean the dude who ALWAYS wears Polo shirts and talks about his Benz like he's the $hit?

Ace: Yeah - him. That's one shallowficial cat.

Gary: F that JBag. Let's go to Taco Bell and get a Grande meal.
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Sheldon Agreement

A legal or binding agreement that describes a relationship between two or more entities, that takes into account every possible scenario or outcome, is extremely defined, articulate, diverse and all-encompassing, and provides clear consequences as a result of deviations from generally accepted guidelines, rules or methodologies.
Adam signed the Sheldon agreement, without reading the 200 page document, needed to buy a telephone.
by GMASS October 17, 2012
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Sellow

A very strong, unbothered, and independent boss. Most likely someone who was born with a growth mindset.
A sellow could turn a 5 dollar bill into millions ! And would not think twice about the doubters
by K0091 June 8, 2017
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sheldon williams collegiate

Alex pittroff: Wanna smoke some ganj at the c?

*the next day*

mason hart: yOU SmoKEd ALl OuR KuSH LasT NigHt aT tHe C?

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