Sharpie

When you stand a pee but have to fart and start instead.
I though I had to pee but sharpied instead. Needless to say I did a quick 180 and sat down as fast as I could.
by SpicyMayoSauce February 12, 2022
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sharpie

a nickname for anyone with a last name that can sound like sharpie
Bob: Her last name is sharp what should i call her
Farnk: Sharpie
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Sharpie

The pen Dance and Phil use to draw cat whispers on their face once a year in Pinof or Phil is not on fire.
Dan:"Phil pass me that sharpie!"
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Sharpie

A slang for Gun
I painted that cracker with my sharpie
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Sharpie

A slang for gun
I painted that cracker with my Sharpie
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Pulling A Sharpie

Being so fucking indecisive as to create a online social media website event and not even respond to whether you are going or not yourself.

You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".
Bro: "He man, I've just created this awesome party event. You gonna come?"

Bro2: "Yer"

Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"

Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"

Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"

Bro2: "Faggot"

Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*

Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"
by Fuckface69 April 01, 2012
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Sharpy

Damn son, your barber gave you the sharpy.

I got an haircut appointment at 8, about to get this sharpy.
by Youngin867 March 07, 2022
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