From the word “sharp,” an adjective meaning stylish or well-dressed. Can also be used as a noun referring to a hot, very attractive person with an element of class.
“Her new Timbys are sharpie as hell!” or “He thinks his prom fit was sharpie but we know it came from a Burlington clearance rack.”
“Did you see his new GF? What a sharpie!”
“Did you see his new GF? What a sharpie!”
by Lil’libertine July 11, 2025

Someone who always makes people sad. Your first reaction to everything they say is probably, "oh! are you ok?" Then, that's the next reaction someone will have to whatever you say.
hey have you talked to Skylar lately?
No dude, I can't she puts me in such a bad mood. She's a total blue sharpie.
No dude, I can't she puts me in such a bad mood. She's a total blue sharpie.
by Kayin5lifebish January 27, 2019

The pen Dance and Phil use to draw cat whispers on their face once a year in Pinof or Phil is not on fire.
by #Phan_trash2022! June 16, 2019

The Pink Sharpie is a WXcommunity term when an SPC forecaster wants to issue a severe weather high risk, or just referring to a high risk in general. Pink, because a high risk's color on the SPC map is well, pink. And sharpie because well, drawing it risk on the map I guess.
"Oh man! SPC Forecaster Broyles is gonna issue a pink sharpie for Oklahoma!"
"Oh boy that pink sharpie will be rare!"
"Oh boy that pink sharpie will be rare!"
by MartianSupremacist May 25, 2024

An ultra fine figure who creates beautiful things and is admired by a plethora of people. Sharpie can attract the eye of many and still be hated by few people but there will always be people that will care for Sharpie.
by Lollylover8991 September 24, 2018

Being so fucking indecisive as to create a online social media website event and not even respond to whether you are going or not yourself.
You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".
You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".
Bro: "He man, I've just created this awesome party event. You gonna come?"
Bro2: "Yer"
Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"
Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"
Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"
Bro2: "Faggot"
Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*
Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"
Bro2: "Yer"
Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"
Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"
Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"
Bro2: "Faggot"
Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*
Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"
by Fuckface69 August 23, 2012

A modern legend, a man looked up to as a hero. Originating from C.Sharpe, the man from peterborough who invented the legendary SharpieTM marker. C. Sharpe then became an uberr pimp, and may take what he wishes from the female sex.
by bobby714 June 29, 2008
