As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket

an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.

The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.

Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...

Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!

by Machinegun8arg April 2, 2008

Stupid dirty hateful unloving coldhearted shallow heartless niggers

All Earthlings who are trying to force my biological mother into my bed instead of a wife.

Fuck off you Stupid dirty hateful unloving coldhearted shallow heartless niggers

by Walnut91 June 1, 2023

swim in the shallow end

Swimming in the shallow end, or to swim in the shallow end, is another phrase that means to smoke pot from a bong.

"Do you wanna go swim in the shallow end over at my house?"

"I heard she was swimming in the shallow end the other night, if you can catch my drift.."

by Boopidoopi January 3, 2012

Swing shallow

To try to join in while being cuckolded, but you get rejected by your girlfriend

If you swing shallow, Timmy, it'll never be the same!

by Wheneveryoucan May 20, 2017

dirty shallow grave

When and unconscious or deceased person can only be partially penetrated, due to either internal blockage or build up.

I accidentally swapped my rohypnol for Imodium so I improvised. I kept feeding them to her until she passed out from constipation and gave her the Dirty Shallow Grave

by LowblowHobo September 16, 2021

balls shallow

When you're forced to do something and you dont want to do it.

Uncommitted

boss made me cum in on a Saturday so I went in balls shallow

by ScootyPutt July 28, 2022

Most shallow

An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.

Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022