garden path sentence

A sentence that when read, causes unintentional confusion because the reader thinks it means one thing when actual meaning is different from reader's said meaning.

James: I'll never get this report on "Why English is butchered" done.

Robert: James, time flies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas.

James: Will you stop using that gibberish?, Everybody knows that neither fruit nor bananas fly.

Robert: For someone who's a an English major, you know nothing about garden path sentences.

James: I should've known.

by fball_jones July 1, 2011

senile

CRAZYYYYYYYY !

omg becky, did you know that LUKIE is freakin SENILE !

by crazy ladyy ! January 1, 2009

Settle-D

Variation of the traditional "settle down". Settle-D is a street smart phrase used mostly in an urban context when someone overreacts or simply reacts inappropriately to a situation/event. Settle-D is most relevant when the overreacting person is demonstrating too much excitement for their own good and is placing the social decorum of the party in danger.

Overreacting friend: "OMG dude! Look at the chicks that just walked in! I am totally going to impress them by buying a round of shots and showing them my sick dance moves!"

Other friend: "Settle-D bro"

by Jonny CC July 9, 2010

settle your tits

When a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to settle their tits. A phrase used to let someone know that they need to settle down.d

A - What the fuck ref?! Crosby's being a pussy!

B - Dude, settle your tits. Giroux's gonna knock him on his ass.

by Briere48 September 10, 2012

Death Sentence

The last hit of a joint/blunt, usually so harsh you choke so hard you die.

Dont hit that man, that's a death sentence!

by Amanda&Kyndra February 8, 2019

The most cringe sentence you will ever hear

oh, I love anime nyaaaah~ >w< What’s your name? gabe?

oh, ha ha ha.. s-so sorry gabeu senpai NYAAAH!! UwU i-im sorry.. i-i h-h-have t-t—t-tics w-where i m-meow like a neko OwO P-prease forgive me gabe senpaiiii… ooh.. senpai kun… ohmmnnh…ooooh senpaiiii ohhhh senpai gabu gravyuh!!! oh…senpaiiiiiiyyyyyuuuuuuuhhhg!!!!!!! IM NEKO MILKING EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAH!!! NEKO SAVE ME! ACTUVATI PENIS WATER SPRINGS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ooh…..o-oh! gabu… touch my most cringe sentence you have ever heard mmmmmnnnhh!!! NYAAAAAAAAAA IM MILKING MILJUG IM A JUG OF FRESH CHREAMY MILK NYAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!MILK ME!!! MILK MMMEEEUUUUUUUUUUUYHHHHHGGGGG!!!!

Neko Shrimp Defeator Marijuana Eater says, “Mmhhnn!!! Nyaaag!!!! uwu RAAAUGHH NYAAAA SEPNAI IN MY HOWLES YAAAAAAAAHG”

gravy gabe responds in a tone of concern, “ oh, that must’ve been _
The The most cringe sentence you will ever hear

right now!”

“guaaah gigh in rhatbxaza”
zaza

by phroglover April 5, 2023

Who's the 'I' in that sentence?

figure of speech, a response expressing genuine or mock disbelief toward something admitted by the previous speaker

Felix: "I can''t meet up; I've got plans to watch Glee with my girlfriend."

Ben: "Who's the 'I' in that sentence?"

Felix: "Who's the...uh...me...it's me."

Ben: "Really?"

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Dude: "I think I wanna volunteer in New Orleans this spring break."

Bro: "Who's the 'I' in that sentence?"

Dude: "You're right. We should just get drunk in Mexico again."

by pwinz May 4, 2010