Yote Your Scrote

To yote your scrote is to fart while sitting down.

Yote being the past tense of yeet in this case, and being representative of the fart. You yote your scrote because when you fart while sitting down, the gas has no where to go besides your scrotum.

"Bro nice one! you just yote your scrote"
"Can a goat yote his scrote or just vibrote his scrote with a yote?"

by Yote Your Scrote September 23, 2018

Scrote-meal

Funky residue in the crotch area of a man's underwear after heavy perspiration.

GUY: Man, that was a heavy workout. I need to shower.

OTHER GUY: Yea, dude, I got a wicked case of scrote-meal in my undercarriage.

by DamascusBlade November 6, 2016

scrotes my goats

To be surprised in a manner no other word can describe.

R: Dude, that horror movie totally scrotes my goats
J: Oh yeah man that was freakin weird.

by TitanD May 4, 2010

Diet Scrote

A term used for a person displaying characteristics and/or gestures of a homosexual nature or that may be considered as being somewhat homosexual, though no hard proof of a sexuality exist to back up the insult.

Diet scrote fool best not come by me, bitch!

by Dutty Crimson November 16, 2004

Whatever floats your scrote

Seems like the phrase in itself is quite self explanatory, but for those who miss the purpose; 'whatever floats your scrote' is a way of expressing nonchalance or easy-going-ness toward as subject or matter. If someone asks you to make a decision, this phrase can be used to suggest that they choose instead, and that you are happy to go with either option.

"Hey Sean, you want the raspberry or the lemon flavour?"

"Whatever floats your scrote, man."

by Snail Cuddles June 25, 2017

Scrote Mahag

someone who is ugly

that girl is an absolute scrote mahag

by tambap November 25, 2011

scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.

When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.

by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013