screwing off

see "dicking around"

stop screwing off you dumb wanker and help me

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Urban Scrumping

The playful mischievous of stealing cars, car stereos, mobile phones and...erm, children from parked cars.

In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.

Yo boyz, we iz gonna go Urban Scrumping laterz.

by Ben March 3, 2005

scrumping

Scrumping means stealing you clowns.

'Me and me mates, we used to go scrumping for cars'

by Michelle McManus May 12, 2004

Scrapin

Scrapin is when your ridin on rims that are bigger then your wheel weld...therefore it makes a scrapin noise especially when you bend the corner or if you have people in the backseat.

YOU CAN SCRAPE IN ANY CAR NOT JUST BUICKS

"Ya'll needa get the fuck out my lark im scrapin too hard."

by Luke motha fuckin Knocks June 19, 2009

Scrumping

an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".

Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"

Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.

by J-Rym June 14, 2010

Nut scrapping

cutting your ball hair and keeping the stuff left over, preferably in a box, or suitcase...for those out of town trips.

"man you should see all my nut scrappings!"

by Ryan and Mick October 9, 2003

Scrumping

Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder

I was Scrumping the other night and now my dick is stained orange!

by The_Sunken1 March 13, 2014