Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers

Most of the boys are sporty, but most of them can be very chill. The girls can never get Starbucks without taking pictures and selfies with them, and are considered "not normal" if you don't wear Birkenstock sandals, or Crocs. They also talk about saving the turtles, showing off their metal straws and such. Most of the Middle Schoolers have an infinite ego, and like to gang up in groups, and basically make Ship accounts on Instagram to mess with / cause tea with people.

Oh my god check out those group of Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers. They all have Starbucks and are taking pictures of it!

by IronicBoi69 July 8, 2019

schoogenshlah

(shcoo-gen-sh-la)

a very large and confusing person with more than the regular amount of any appendage

i met a strangeguy today...such a schoogenshlah

by deerpark November 24, 2006

Schoolies Voice

Noun. A term used to describe someone's voice which is affected by overuse or excessive alcohol. A person with schoolies voice usually sounds like they have a bad cold or have been shouting too much. During and after Schoolies Week, there is a noticeable increase in the amount of people with bad cases of Schoolies Voice.

"Hi Jack!"
"Hi Jill, you've got schoolies voice as well?"
"Yeah, I had a big night on the town, now I sound like I've eaten sandpaper"

by Over the Hill December 27, 2007

Maryville City Schools

A preppy and elitist public school system in Maryville, TN. It's the school where all the doctors' and lawyers' kids go, since they're apparently more important than everybody else. More money is spent on the kids there than the kids at Blount County Schools, who they look down on. And what's really tragic is that three-fourths of the teachers at Blount County send their kids to Maryville City, as if their own teaching isn't good enough. They walk around like kids at Maryville City Schools are so much more intelligent and cultured than the kids in Blount County, when in reality they're just as redneck and stupid as everyone else in East Tennessee.

Daughter: "Ugh, it's so unfair how many snow days Blount County gets compared to us!"
Mother: "It might seem that way sweetie, but just think how many valuable days of learning they're missing out on! There's a reason why Maryville City Schools are better at everything!"
Mother: "Yeah, you're right Mom, they're just a bunch of rednecks."

by callmecrazy16 December 29, 2012

Middle schooler

People ussely attending a school with grades 6-8 or 6-9

1. A whore druggie or dumbass who think there way older then they are they they sleep around do drugs or piss evryone off
2. A kid who a actuly may be funny nice or even just kinda anoying they may do drugs but don't brag about it most of the ones in this category are virgins

Guy 1.Bro my sister Kayla is knocked up and the guy got busted with acid
Guy 2. Isn't she in 7th grade
Guy 1. Yeah stupid middle schooler

Girl 1. Sorry I was busy
Girl 2 what were you doing
Girl 1. Hanging out with Omar
Girl 2. Who's Omar
Girl 1. This awsome 8th grader

by Randomuser117 September 13, 2012

schoolee

A person who stays in school to avoid real life.

I can't get no job man. I'm a schoolee.

by Jim Pooler December 29, 2006

schoolee

One who gets schooled (see schooled)

Gets schooled by the "schooler" (see schooler)

Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from wood shop class!"

Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"

Frank - "You said it, bro."

*Slaps five*

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010