schurniverse

The universe of shows the writer and creator TV comedies: Parks and Rec, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Good Place, Abby's and sometimes The Office.

Welcome to the Schurniverse, #Abbys!

by DesigningBee September 16, 2019

scharf-a-mole

a small mammal that resembles a human, yet has an almost invisible penis. this animal get laid and masterbates too often

my god, is that a scharf-a-mole, I thought they were extinct

by Andrew Scharf April 29, 2003

Scharf

A frothy amalgamation of semen and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen's anus. Many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.

We had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the "scharf" stains.

by Sugardong October 29, 2014

Schank

The word 'schank', in english, is the same as 'x' in algebra, the word is to be interpreted by the listener.

Im schanking.
-Im walking.
He schanked it really well.
-He kicked it really well.

by Harry Brown February 17, 2008

Malachai Schang

a big fag, who sits on his ass all day. If you piss a kid named "Malachai Schang" off, he'll elbow drop your face in like jackie chan.

That Malachai kid kicked my ass last friday"

by Malachai May 25, 2003

SCHANTZ

1) Verbal diarrhea

2) A middle aged man that still lives with his parents

3) An instigator of childish, stupid arguments

4) See also douchebag, douche

5) A person who thinks they are "cooler" and "funnier" then they really are.

I was trying to have an intelligent conversation until Matt had to schantz the whole conversation.

by you are not funny March 14, 2007

sharnay

someone who constantly just falls over and breaks there arm
clumsy, bad at netball and usually found at the royal or rocking the podium at the sporty

"look that girl just fell over, bet she broke her arm, what a sharnay!"
"stop pulling a sharnay!"
"look at that girl up there dancing slutty with the bouncers, what a sharnay!"

by heidi and hayley May 3, 2007