One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.
by John Bassett February 09, 2007
A word used to offend cambodians. even though it has no meaning, it is frequently used by vietnamese people who have seen mychonny's video.
by Qong+Xela October 08, 2009
The gay porno version of Peter Jacksons 'King Kong'.
King Schlong is expected to be a great hit within the homosexual community!
King Schlong is expected to be a great hit within the homosexual community!
Husband: We should see King Schlong I hear it's supposed to be very good
Wife: King Schlong is for gay people hunny, LoLz0rz
Husband: Yeh, about that...
Wife: King Schlong is for gay people hunny, LoLz0rz
Husband: Yeh, about that...
by zzzzzzzzur December 16, 2005
by A. Aubrey April 30, 2006
Omg! Becky i went to Schlongs Restauraunt and this hunky waiter felt me up with his eyes. I could his penis get harder through his speedo. OHHHHHH! he was yumiilicious. Im going back tomorrow do you want to come with??
by Alexisstupid June 28, 2011
Two guys approach two girls at a bar their flirting attempts have no impact.
Male 1- I think these girls could be Schlong Dodgers
Male 2- I agree
You are walking down the street and see two butch women holding hands "Schlong Dodgers"
Male 1- I think these girls could be Schlong Dodgers
Male 2- I agree
You are walking down the street and see two butch women holding hands "Schlong Dodgers"
by Akyaky January 08, 2012
Committing the act of fellatio on a human male. While it can be used to mean sucking the penis of a single male sex partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of sexually promiscuous behavior.
Ted: Did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schlong at that party last night!
Bob: Dude that's my sister!
Bob: Dude that's my sister!
by bilbyphilby December 26, 2011