Sammich

A Sammich is a sandwich for Gigachads

I am going to have a grilled cheese Sammich cut diagonally because that is the proper way to cut a Gigachad's grilled cheese Sammich.

by Icarus253 March 23, 2023

mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.

Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.

by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024

Sammich

The soft, supple, yet unwanted fat accumulation on the tricep area of the arm. Tends to happen mainly to inactive women beginning in their early twenties.

"Girl, no matter how much weight I lose, I still can't get rid of my sammich!"

by SimonX September 8, 2020

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

Mud Sammich

When a female surrounds her anal cavity with rich and creamy nutella, and contacts that bum with a mans face while he is very smoothly sucking that shit up

Damn nigga, i got Mud sammich last night!
Nice bruh!

by Jared Marsh January 17, 2013

Sanitation sammich

When two gay bears share a frozen turd as a dildo and press their "buns" together.

Last night's sanitation sammich had corn in it.

by Gallo de Muerte November 25, 2024

Sammich

A pinch of marijuana rolled up into a paper intended for use as a joint.

Hey, roll me a sammich.

by Bumgravy7 April 3, 2019