Samurainz

The version of Alex (DFG) that became a highly regarded ruler of Earth. He resides in Post-Era Europe in the Samurainz Kingdom. The military of Samurainz kingdom consists of many powerful contributors such as Foil Man, Messenger, General Craw, and others. One of their most powerful enemies is the Dark Lord (Toxic Reaper) and his master, The Master.

"I heard Samurainz is at it again with his autocratic tom-foolery"
"Shut up, he's the greatest ruler to ever live!"

by WeirdTypeOfString March 27, 2018

Samuradical

something that is so RAD, it is as rad as a samurai and their samurai sword!

Samuradical!!! I just got my Karate Black Belt!

by Joox April 23, 2009

Samuraisexual

sexually or romantically interested in samurais and/or ninjas

samuraisexual

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 30, 2021

samurai

Underrated Suzuki jeeplet with a huge following, known for it's off-road capabilities and ease of service, not popular with the yuppie street-SUV crowd for it's lack of 'Useful' Off-road accessories, like tv screens, 6-place climate controls, or heated leather seats. Amazingly enough an extremely versitile machine... not for the pavement wannabes.

"I ripped the side open on my cadillac SUV, trying to fit in a Samurai-sized gap in the rocks."

by Shibari April 6, 2003

Darkside Samurai

Opposite to "The Absolute Master Of The Wisdom" he is...
"THE ABSOLUTE MASTER OF SEX AND VIOLENCE"

The Old Legend Says: "The Darkside Samurai comes to rape all strong and beautiful japanese girls......"

by Samurai Katsu October 27, 2003

Samurai

Samurai facts:

-Samurai's can outrun there shadow
-Samurai's penetrate bullets
-Samurai's can stop a train at 200 mph by poking it
-Samurai's don't sleep, they plan the next move
-Samurai's fart can enhance human beings, too bad they don't fart in society
-Samurai's can kill a human being with a blade of grass
-Samurai's eat Gold and drink Mercury
-Samurai's can catch a moving bullet with their teeth
-Samurai's only use there Katanas if there life is in danger, too bad it never happens
-Samurai's tears seal wounds
-Samurai's daily exercise includes finger stands, push ups using your nose, and stopping shurikens with two fingers
-Samurai's never stops moving
-Samurai's bench the empire state building
-Samurai's march creates earth quakes
-Samurai's war cry creates thunder and lightning
-If someone saw a Samurai's face, their eyes would burn out, and their skin would melt
-One Samurai = 200 Ninjas
-Samurai's are better than ninjas

Guy 1 - Dude, You see Takemoto over there?
Guy 2 - Yea he's a Samurai

by Thad Badassle May 6, 2011

Samurai Karasu

one of the coolest dudes on the planet and don't you question it >:

Samurai Karasu > ALFY and Ashley combined. =o

by DarkMatter October 7, 2004