Samuel

WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT HIMSELF OR HOW COOL HIS BIKE IS. WE GET IT. YOU HAVE A BIKE YOU SELF-CENTRED MIDGET FAG

Samuel: TOES with marmite

Everyone else: put him on a bloody register for an insane asylum

by Bruh17379394736141618368339 April 15, 2019

Samuel

He is a furry love him

Wow Samuel is cool

by That one guy that’s has an acc June 30, 2018

Samuel

Samuel, big cock, never disappoints in the bed, very cute, looks like he came from heaven because his butt is so big 👄

Person: OMG is that Samuel he is soo hot 🥵.

by GonzoCurseYT June 20, 2022

Samuel

Boomer

Samuel is a boomer

by Marde69 February 11, 2021

Samuel

A local carpetcleaner you can even call in the middle of the night and he will still come and clean your car with a carpet.

Oops I lost my uncle I guess I have to call a Samuel

by cryptic95 March 08, 2022

Samuel

An emotionally constipated rock.

Person 1: Hey, do you think she likes you?
Person 2: Nah, she's just always like that.
Person 1: Stop being such a Samuel

by Cheese on Toast with Pineapple January 20, 2021

Samuel

a boy that is so fucking adorable and gives off golden retriever energy. samuel's got red hair and the best smile in the whole world (like genuinely) he has the best laugh, and the most perfected personality that can always make you smile.

"that guy has a really cute smile and a great personality"
"yeah hes probably named samuel."

by monsterenergycan December 22, 2022