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rouse

The spawn of a raptor and a mouse. Most often resembles a mouse in cuteness, but when running, resembles a raptor in both stance and stride.
Dude, did you see that girl on the track team? She's totally a rouse. But definitely hot.
by kayerin November 4, 2009
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Dutch Router

when you grab your penis and have someone work your arm as if they were jerking you off but they dont touch your penis
You wanna give me a dutch router?
by Bixer February 22, 2009
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rouse

something you or a person likes alot.
"i wanna rouse some lollies"

"that looks rouse'n az!"
by rousn guy September 28, 2009
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Rouse

A cross breed of a rat and a mouse. Hairy little bastards with bald heads. Bald like a vulture. The baldness comes from men ejactulating on there heads. Some known cultures like the Chalfontians are customed to jacking off on Rouse's heads.
John - Hey Keith, look at Ron. He looks like a Rouse!
Keith - He sure is John. I see Ed beating off on his head all of the time.
John - I knew it! Fucking Rouse! I'm going to smack him in the head with my cock after Ed.
Keith - Watch that he doesn't put it in his mouth, he likes to gobble the goo.
by LilNorman July 20, 2008
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Ronda Rousey

When you fuck so good, they can't go more than one round.
I put the Ronda Rousey on her, she was out like a light.
by FlickaFlacka September 10, 2015
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ruserious

He asked if he knew about nonewbs and the guy replied ruserious?
by BG NN May 6, 2008
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Vivo Router

The best router on the World of Games and Internet
by Daniel176 May 25, 2021
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