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Smoke-Righteous

A person who is so angry with smokers and their habit, that they regularly confront smokers in a rude way.
The man came over to me in the bar and pointing his finger at me, told me to put out my cigarette. He could have asked nicely, but he was too “smoke-righteous”.
by Johntoo August 22, 2009
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right off the rip bro

Right from the beginning
I just scored another point right off the rip bro. I am King of foos ball.
by Thm4754574 June 5, 2016
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pow right in the kisser

A euphamism for wifebeating from "Honeymooners".
One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon!
by Doug March 12, 2004
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Fuck her right in the pussy

Random command, usually uttered when it is completely irrelevant to the subject at hand.

The command is most commonly associated with a Northern Kentucky man named Fred, who looks like Billy Bob Thornton and Ted Nugent's Unabomber grandfather; a man who likes to impart his terse wisdom during local news interviews about trainwrecks, no fucks given.
BILLY: Gee whiz, Dad. I hope that Obamacare doesn't cause our health insurance premiums to go up!
DAD: Fuck her right in the pussy!

NEWS REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us more about the oil spill you witnessed?
JOE SIXPACK: I sure can! I was sitting on my front porch and fuck her right in the pussy!

WIFE: The Carters are having a barbecue on Saturday. Should we make potato salad or macaroni salad?
HUSBAND: Fuck her right in the pussy!
by Rainer Rose June 14, 2014
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right-onism

1. Oppressive political correctness.
2. The tendency for activists to show excessive zeal in advocating their "righteous" causes, to the point of numbing their audience.

3. Jumping on the bandwagon of social movements in a lemming-like fashion.

There's been a relentless rise of right-onism since the '90s. Not to be confused with onanism, though functionally equivalent.
Man, I'm tired of being preached to by self-righteous vegans and environmentalists. They can take their right-onism and shove it.

After this Harvey Weinstein debacle, suddenly everyone's a feminist ! I'm sick of all this opportunistic right-onism.
by denumb October 26, 2017
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Right Handed Sinestro

When having sex with somebody from behind, the receiving partner reaches back with their right arm and forcibly attempts to jam their fist up the ass of the giving partner. Named after Thaal Sinestro, the arch nemesis of the Green Lantern, the name is a reference to the fact Sinestro wears his power ring on his left hand so his right hand is free to penetrate people anally, as most supervillains often do with their free hands.
guy 1: I was having sex with this girl last night and I stuck it in her ass without telling her first.

guy 2: hahahaa what did she do?

guy 1: she wasn't happy so she gave me a right handed sinestro to get even.

guy 2: Oh man that sucks!

guy 1: ...I kind of liked it (._.)
by balooboo May 7, 2011
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You Know That, Right?

A phrase that can be added on to the end of a statement to make it sound obvious-- implying that the other person is stupid if they didn't know the statement.
Frenemy: So, have you kicked him out yet?
Anne: No...?
Frenemy: What are you waiting for? He'll never change.
Anne: I'm not sure wha--
Frenemy: He's cheating on you, you know that, right?
Anne: Oh! Uh... yeah... I...I uh totally knew that...*cough cough*
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