Reddit

A place where gays, retards, and mentally unstable individuals congregate to share and justify their experiences with other gays and retards. The users will circlejerk on opinions that represent popular/majority view. If you are not part of the majority then prepare to be bombarded with downvotes, death threats and attempted witty remarks.

reddit user 1: Here is a video of my gay and retarded son shitting on himself and then eating it! (5494 upvotes)
reddit user 2: wow so brave!! have an upvote! (498 upvotes)
reddit user 3: so cute! my son is also gay and retarded. (300 upvotes)
reddit user 4: this is disgusting (6825 downvotes)

by 1337_HAXZ0R May 7, 2014

Reddit Moment

1. When a redditor makes a shitty meme or has a popular opinion from other redditors because it is they majority opinion. They tend to make unfunny memes and reuse it to the point where it becomes somehow unfunnier. Some infamous subreddits that act like this are r/memes, r/dankmemes, r/pewdiepiesubmissions, and every liberal subreddit. Whenever someone has a different opinion, redditors tend to downvote them and upvote unoriginal comments and posts. The mods are even worse since they have no life and ban someone for no reason just because they don’t agree with him.

2. Whenever someone sticks to the popular opinion because they want to have an opinion of their own. They tend to do the same thing as everyone else and acts like robots or Npc.

1. Redditor 1: *makes unoriginal meme*
Redditor 2: *Upvotes and makes unoriginal comment*
Redditor 3: *Makes unfunny 69 joke*
A lot of Redditors: Nice
Redditor 4: Big chungus is gay. Kanu Reeves is overused, fuck the trees.
The other redditors: instant *downvotes*
Redditor 4: Reddit moment

2. Person 1: Hey you should play Minecraft since Fortnite Bad, Minecraft Good hahaha.
Person 2: *Shoots the npc*.
Person 1: Reddit moment.

by UnsubToDRM May 12, 2020

Redditsexual

A person, usually a man, expressing attraction to masculine traits in women, such as sexual dominance and muscular body. Additionally may also be attracted to feminine traits in men, usually in form of traps/transsexuals. May be caused by severe porn addiction, mommy issues or desire to appear progressive and feminist by expressing his heterosexual attraction in "non-threatning" way- by male submission.
May also be refered to by some people as "Twittersexual/Twitter sexuality"

-Omg, step on me dommy mommy.
-Shut the fuck up, you redditsexual coomer.

-Redditsexuals are bisexuals with the worst taste in people I have ever seen.

-It's either being a lolicon or being a redditsexual.

-My taste in women vs my taste in men. a picture of muscular women and male-to-female transsexual
-Has anyone coined the term redditsexual yet?

by karqz March 21, 2023

Reddit Mod

virgin beta incel cucks who have never left their basement

elon musk: 'omg I am such a reddit mod'

by i cum in mcdonalds January 13, 2022

Reddit

Reddit is a site where 5 to 12 year olds and adults think its illegal to have your own opinion, and while you have a good argument, some asshole is like: fUcKa YoU bItChY aSsHoLe. Also some asshole decided to not publish my definition and stole it for no fucking reason

Reddit sucks

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020

Reddit

A flock of virgins is a reddit.

Michael: Look it's a redditor!
Steve: God he stinks of deoderant, looks incredibly overweight too.

by PapaControlFreaku May 7, 2021

Reddit

A dog-eat-dog world.

They're totally pulling a Reddit on you.

by Chalko3 January 9, 2021