redeye

1. Bad whiskey, usually rye for its red color, in the Old West.
2. The anal pore.

When we mooned the cops I gave them my redeye.

by Joel D. Parker September 27, 2006

redeye

referring to the effects of weed on yer eyes and your readiness to depart.

ahhh shit dude I'm redeye to go to mc,d's I gots me the munchies.

by frank33s October 6, 2008

redeye

the worst movie ever made, literally that bad

wes craven should never be allowed to make anymore movies, redeye fuckin sucked!!

by Mad Maximus April 17, 2006

Redeye Jedi

Act of stealthily exposing the rim of one's anus to unsuspecting victims, preferably accompanied by a Star Wars-themed joke, like "The Death Star will be completed on schedule" in one's best Darth Vader voice.

I heard Bob coming down the hall so I gave him a Redeye Jedi. He got an eye full of the Dark Side.

by Yo Duh August 14, 2012

Redeye

Moronic, pretentious, self important ass hole journalist. Writes for Edge magazine. Thinks he is god, but his words are complete garbage. TWICE he has insulted serious hardcore gamers, and for that the hardcore should rise and hang him from gilded meat hooks until his balls rot off.

That Redeye is such a pretentious ass, he keeps insulting our hardcore gamer brotherhood. He must die! Hey, you wanna go play NeoGeo? Yah, we the hardcore video gamers of the world ROCK!

by Hardcore video gamer December 29, 2004

Barking Redeye

Mooning someone and spreading your cheeks so they can see your 'redeye'. The 'bark' means to fart while your cheeks are spread.

Note: If you accidentaly shit on the floor during the Barking Redeye, your buddies reserve the right to tell everyone you know, especially women.

I stood over my roommates bed and gave him a Barking Redeye first thing in the morning.

by Fishnizzle April 20, 2007

Redeye

An eye infection caused by excessive exposure to seiman

Your sister has redeye from hanging out with Mattia last night

by Lil drummer boy September 19, 2016