Rectum Rocket

an appetizer of a grilled split jalapeno with cream cheese filling then with American bacon wrapped around it. Held together with toothpicks, then grilled over an open fire.

Before we had steaks, we had an appetizer of rectum rockets.

by BigGuyfromTexas July 23, 2015

rectum grease

When anally penetrating another man with anal cancer and "cream-pie" him then pulling out with your penis covered in both you and him.

"The rectum grease dripped off my long wiener after I penetrated him."

by Plastic_boi November 15, 2017

Lagoon rectum

A more formal alternative to the term "swamp ass"

Hey man you got some of that swamp ass

Nah man were in public it is lagoon rectum

by Jara42274 March 13, 2018

pullus rectum

When you answer a question and your answer seems like you pulled the answer out of your ass.

I did not know the answer to I just pulled something out of my ass and practiced Pullus Rectum

by MrMontana June 27, 2016

rectum blast

When you blow your load inside an anal canal and it then gets farted out.

Obama sure could use a rectum blast from Trump.

by Alaska51 April 25, 2016

rectum ruin

1. To extremely ruin ones asshole to the point of no saving.2. To fist ones ass so hard that their guts shoot out of their mouth creating a whirlwind of guts.3. To eat a spicy food then sit on the golden throne for hours screaming and crying for several hours

Dude did you hear about that rectum ruin I gave Katy last weekend.... Yeah dude she will be ruined forever

by The Ten Inch Turd May 3, 2018

rectum rattle

when you fart uncontrollably.

eg. she did a horrible rectum rattle in the car.

by sadbutrad_104 February 3, 2018