Rectum Cake

This is very simple people. Imagine a sauerbraten, but smelly and with the consistency of any of the following:
-Cheesecake
-Kit Kat bars
-a human finger
-etc (not too hard, not too soft)
Now picture this substance coming out of a homo-erectus' naughty spot (the bung cavity / choco-puddin' zone / rectum / sphinctrum-oreolis).
Finally, imagine this object smelling somewhat like a horse's baby-making-area. If one is unfamiliar with this scent, simply take a whiff after you go choco-potty (dropping the yong'uns off at le pool).

This, my friends, is Rectum Cake

Jordan: 'Mitchell, what's that smell?'
Jesse: 'Yeah it stinks'
Nolan: 'Mitchell tell me you didn't just-'
Mitchell: 'Yep, I made Rectum Cake! Dig in!'
Nolan: Why did you ruin my carpet ?!?!

Michael the Happy Squirrel left the presence of Mitchell due to the spliffage of his Rectum Cake.

Rectum Cake by Big Tuna / Timmy the Flying Cat November 15, 2006

rectum head 

A person with a rectum for a head.

Kailin is a little rectum head in the spring time

rectum head by little_person January 27, 2004

rectum ranger 

A man who keeps patrol of his boyfriend's asshole. Often used in Canada.

"Is that a Mountie over there in the forest?"

"No Billy, it's my Rectum Ranger"

rectum ranger by D'Licious January 21, 2003

rectum wrecker 

big rich is a rectum wrecker

rectum wrecker by nunya September 4, 2003

Rectum Hopping 

A competition where you see how much chocolate you can pack into as many different dudes in a given time limit.

I went rectum hopping yesterday and packed 2 cubic yards of fudge, now I have AIDs.

Rectum Hopping by Blood_Dew November 21, 2004

Rectum Tree 

A tree that grows assholes, and a rectum is the asshole that falls off that tree.

Isaac: have you seen the Rectum Tree? its grows by the studio, and drops assholes everywhere.

Rectum Tree by erecka. July 31, 2009

rectum sauce 

saucey liquid coming from inside the rectum ballpark has a displeasing taste usually chincs enjoy the taste

Hey! My rectum sauce was leaking from my boxers in school today.

rectum sauce by poopbutt696969 June 3, 2008