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Rectum Rolled

To be tricked, through any method, into clicking a link that takes you to a picture of a weightlifter's prolapsed bowel hanging from his rectum.
Ken't colleagues and friends grew weary of his countless efforts at forcing them to view the weightlifter's insides, yet Gilbert was successfully rectum rolled on several occasions.
by Kentisugly May 7, 2010
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rectum face

Method of capital punishment in some jurisdictions. Involves the mutant known as Rectum Face eating you alive from the rectum on his face. Usually accompanied by disturbing sounds.
Josh got capital punishment by Rectum Face for poking Jacob
by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014
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rectum blast

When you blow your load inside an anal canal and it then gets farted out.
Obama sure could use a rectum blast from Trump.
by Alaska51 April 25, 2016
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rectum rattle

when you fart uncontrollably.
eg. she did a horrible rectum rattle in the car.
by sadbutrad_104 February 3, 2018
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Rectum Rocket

an appetizer of a grilled split jalapeno with cream cheese filling then with American bacon wrapped around it. Held together with toothpicks, then grilled over an open fire.
Before we had steaks, we had an appetizer of rectum rockets.
by BigGuyfromTexas July 23, 2015
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Rectum Ruiner

Similar to a Shit Stabber however these kind of homo's ruin the rectum region.
Alan: Was that alright for you?

Eric: Orrr nooo your such a rectum ruiner... i'll be shitting for days!!
by Eric The Bandit January 3, 2012
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Lagoon rectum

A more formal alternative to the term "swamp ass"
Hey man you got some of that swamp ass

Nah man were in public it is lagoon rectum
by Jara42274 March 13, 2018
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