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Gorilla's close relative

We all know gorilla and black have genetic connection. There is an interesting thing that gorilla and black have a close relative called Maori. Maori may not look that black, and they even know how to use simple tools; like apemen. There is a scientific evidence shows that Gorilla may be Maori's ancestor.
A Maori History teacher asking students: "Who are our ancestors". Students reply in chorus, "Gorillas"

"Yes, we're gorilla's close relative"
by Did I say fuck you today? March 10, 2009
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Distant Relative

A distant relative is someone that you can carelessly have sex with, because they are your family they can't really hate you, no matter how bad you are in bed
girl 1: Why did you do that to him??
girl 2: He's a distant relative ;) so it doesn't matter
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Relative humidity

The sweat between two cousin's having sex together.
The relative humidity had to be %90 between aunt Mary jo and cousin Clem
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Relative

Relative Humidity is the perspiration formed whilst banging a relative.
Whilst banging my cousin, perspiration dripped from my forehead and into the crack of my cousins ass and it was at that moment that I experienced the phenomena known as "Relative Humidity".
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Peppa pig's relatives

Elsa Richards, Mummy Pig, Daddy Pig, George, Granny Pig, Grandpa Pig
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relaxative

my friend was super drunk, so I gave him a relaxative as a prank
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reactive attachment disorder

What can happen when you basically neglect you child's social/emotional needs. They develop this mental illness and become extremely insecure, immature and problematic, and get a really low self-esteem. If not treated, they can self-harm and become manchildren with an inferiority complex and constantly tantrum like a severely autistic child, and the disorder becomes very hard or just impossible to cure.
I regret neglecting my daughter. She developed this "reactive attachment disorder" and she had to be put in foster care because she went crazy.
by PorcupineCanadian December 30, 2016
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