ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“No! I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018

ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza

Shhhhhh the ranch monkey is coming

by Hide- July 20, 2018

Ranch hand special

A girl that hangs out in rural bars trying to either pick up dudes or get drunk on some poor guys dollar. She's a predator.

Hey man, you better be careful. That girl is a real ranch hand special.

by BasketCase307 August 12, 2018

Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

ranch apple

The act of dipping an apple in ranch dressing and swallowing it whole.

Did you hear how Tommy ate a ranch apple?

by Nickypaz May 26, 2018

Ranch Rate

It’s how you rate restaurants. . . How good the ranch is.

“Girl, are you gonna let him hit it on the first date?”
“Depends on that Ranch Rate!”

by Fancy Shuffler November 10, 2018

Ranch fist

To fist your partner while only using ranch dressing as lubrication

We ruined our brand new sheets last night when you gave me that ranch fist honey

by Furry peach December 7, 2018