hxcfreak: so i was like totally chillin'
goggleyed: orly?
hxcfreak: uhuh
goggleyed; qwerty much?
hxcfreak: cheaman. fosho
goggleyed: orly?
hxcfreak: uhuh
goggleyed; qwerty much?
hxcfreak: cheaman. fosho
by Taveywavey July 26, 2007

by nj tx June 14, 2016

by Uno the Beagle March 23, 2008

Verb. To smack someone in the face with a standard keyboard, also known as a QWERTY board due to the first six letters in the top left being Q W E R T Y.
"Did you see that, I can't belive he just smacked him with a keyboard!"
"That my friend, is what you call a QWERTY smack."
"That my friend, is what you call a QWERTY smack."
by Jelula June 11, 2006

by brandon quach December 30, 2003

A guy who only has a fantasy sex life sitting around pulling meat looking at porn on the computer. The result of so much online porn and masturbation is jiz covered keys, hence the term Dirty QWERTY.
by nick mach September 16, 2011
