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MC Pepperoni

MC Pepperoni was a rap artists commissioned by the Republican Party to preach values to young conservative audiences. His career was short lived—after two indictments of homosexual molestation and an affair with one of the Kennedy’s daughter, MC Pepperoni returned to his old, Italian village and started his own web development company.

Needless to say, MC Pepperoni was a bust. Legend has it, MC Pepperoni’s first EP, “Reagan’s Ray Gun” can still be found in his old record label’s warehouse. I know for a fact that his music is still floating around in thrift stores, and if you’re lucky to get a hold of one of these gems—as I have—you’ll hear MC Pepperoni’s influences: the stooges, Run DMC, Gwar, and Cream.

MC Pepperoni is a legacy and I suggest anyone who can obtain one of his albums, do so.
Yo, I be sing'n dis song
All dem baby's iz gone
Das why abortion is wrong
by Stalin January 27, 2005
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pepperoni dick

when a boy has a pepperoni dick it means they can never get hard, nothing can make them hard, always soft.
yo look at Dayton's pepperoni dick!
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pepperoni pizza

when your friend is making out in his car with his gurl,the rest of us boys pull our pants down and slam our junk against the windows.
while pedro was in the car making good we gave him a good old fashioned pepperoni pizza!
by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018
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pepperoni pizza with cheese

when the establishment wishes to find malicious intent for something with absolutely no meaning
"it's literally just pepperoni pizza with cheese, no meaning at all"
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Pumpernickel fuck sex position

The doggy style sex position but when yall are both mad at each other and still wanna fuck.
Wanna do the pumpernickel fuck sex position were both mad and horney so let's pumpernickel fuck her and now.
by SadCandy56 January 25, 2019
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Pepperoni Nips

a girl's nipple that looks like a dried up pepperoni that was just baked at 450 degrees in the oven.
Dude, alexis has the nastiest pepperoni nips... they also taste greasy
by carrots likes my nips May 10, 2011
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pumpernickle

Meaning: the person you are video chatting with
is a very reliable person whom always keeps promises,
and is much cooler than you.

Yet instead of saying that sentence because your afraid,
you just say this word.
"Your such a pumpernickle, hehehe."
by leoneisapumpernickle February 15, 2009
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