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puddin patch

get your hands outta pants, stop touching your junk/crouch.
get your hands outta your puddin patch
by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021
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Puddin' Pants

More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.
ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."
by Joey69_69 May 19, 2023
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Big Puddin

Father of lil puddin.
The original poon master.
Big puddin gets super mega poon.
by Ye mah May 18, 2020
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puddin patch

when you can't keep your hands outta your pants
Grandma says keep your hands outta your puddin patch, dammit.
by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021
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Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009
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Puddin Cup'N

When you eat ass, but instead of just licking around the rim, you lick it like someone trying to eating a pudding cup without any utensils.
"I eat ass, but I'm not Puddin Cup'N it. I just give it a good sloppy lick'n for flavor."
by LABops June 22, 2022
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Booby Puddin

The Way A Girls Ample Natural Bosom Looks Like It Is Poured Into The Top Of Her Shirt, Usually A Corset Is Involved.Commonly Seen On Beer Wenches.
Did You See That Beer Wenches At Oktoberfest? Yeah, It Was Like A Booby Puddin Buffet.
by Kid Kracker May 6, 2009
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