pooted

To shit in your pants when you only meant to fart.

Damn!! I need to go home and change my drawers!!
Why?
I just pooted!
Yeah, I can smell it from back here motherfucker!!

by Mo Jasper November 2, 2003

cutie patootie

someone who is super cute :)
cute

Dennis R.A.B Chrenek is a cutie patootie

by blondieblondie December 19, 2008

Poot

A fart that a girl would make, usually has a cute sound.

Girl: *poot*

Boy: Did you just poot?

Girl: ya

Boy: Unbelievable! that was pretty cute tho..

by PennyMarshallll July 14, 2010

Did you poot sir

A sir that pooted. Pooted quite good indeed

Man1: Excuse me sir..did you happen to poot?

Man2: Well indeed I did.

by Des Leake November 5, 2004

Pooty Poot

What George W Bush calls Russian president Vladimir Puttin.

That assface Bush called Pooty Poot the other day.

by falcon4 is a douche October 23, 2004

poot lovato

Demi Lovatos twin sister whom was locked in Demis basement for sixty three years. Recently released.

Poot Lovato pooted for me when no one else would.

by Toop otaval December 18, 2015

pooter-tang

The area between a woman's pooter (butthole) and poontang (vagina). A female version of a taint.

The pooter-tang is a rare delicacy where flavors from the north and south meet.

by Brian Phish January 25, 2008