boyfriend proofing

The act of hiding any objects you would rather your boyfriend did not see. These objects usually include cheesy movies, bad music, tampons, Bridget Jones pants, old toys (e.g. barbies, teddy bears you still sleep with, etc), retainers and posters of celebrities fitter than them.

Polly:Hey, can I come over later? I wanna watch Sex and the City.
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!

by sanoff January 19, 2011

army proof

Something so simplistic even the Army couldn't fuck it up.

ex. 1
Bob-"Man this this bottle top says 'twist' on it!"
Joe-"Shit's ARMY PROOF man."

ex. 2
"Dude, this tank is army proof, it says this side up"

by Digtacular November 7, 2006

Pistol-proof

Name given to a pirate who is never hit by ennemies' bullets.

This Captain is pistol-proof

by renardsgt October 16, 2008

200 proof

The best ska/punk/christian band in all of south florida and possibly the world

Dude1: man did you go to the 200 proof show last night?!

Dude2: yea man! they're the best band in southflorida!!!

by kev face September 30, 2006

Linus-proof

1. A software that is hard to crash or bricked by the user even if the user is a baboon.

2. A product that's hard to accidentally dropped. Or a product that's hard to pull a linus

It's time for more Linux distros to make their software Linus-proof

We designed our product to be Linus-proof wit straps and rubber cushions

by newholder December 12, 2021

idiot proof

Irrefutable evidence of one's idiocy despite all efforts by others to prevent it.

A- Hey, check this out- I just bought this knife that is supposed to be so safe they say it's "idiot proof"...oops...OW!

B- Well, there's your proof. Now lets go get you some stitches, idiot.

by Omar O. Ungh September 22, 2010

Pussy proof

Where a woman shows a man her pussy so he can see the color of the hair on her pussy to prove what her natural hair color is.

Kathy:I'm a natural blonde.
John:Show me pussy proof.

by deep blue 2012 January 2, 2010