by krolls March 4, 2013
Get the Whiskey Promisemug. by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015
Get the pink promisemug. When you make a promise whilst crossing your fingers. Meaning that you don't have to keep your promise.
'I was so annoyed when she cross-promised'
by Blonest May 4, 2019
Get the Cross-promisedmug. When someone tells you that there are going to be a group of sexy asian girls at a specific location. Term came about by the infamous Justin Conrow.
by Bobby Dangerous February 20, 2009
Get the Conrow Promise mug. .
BIRTH NAME: PROMISE DEANTHONE PETERS ARTIST NAME : PROMISE P KNOW : ARTIST & PRODUCER BIRTHDAY: SEPTEMBER 30, 1988 CITY OF BIRTH : FRESNO CA, FIRST SCHOOL : LONG BEACH, CA BORN IN POVERTY LOW INCOME HOUSING SINGLE PARENT HOUSE HOLD BOTH PARENTS SEPARATED AT ONE YEARS OLD. PROMISE P'S FATHER LIVED IN SOUTHERN UNITED STATES WITH PROMISE P'S LITTLE BROTHERS.
Promise P earlier at age 24 produced & wrote RollPlay his single that ended up on worldstar hiphop , which created the current fan base Promise Peters has now The video also feature's The mother of (rappers) Drakes son. "Sophie Brussaux " which also created the fan base Promise Peters has now, the article was also featured on DJ vlad's vladtv.com a notable hiphop high traffic website & more Promise Peters continues to record new music sell merchandise & writes music for other artist.
BIRTH NAME: PROMISE DEANTHONE PETERS ARTIST NAME : PROMISE P KNOW : ARTIST & PRODUCER BIRTHDAY: SEPTEMBER 30, 1988 CITY OF BIRTH : FRESNO CA, FIRST SCHOOL : LONG BEACH, CA BORN IN POVERTY LOW INCOME HOUSING SINGLE PARENT HOUSE HOLD BOTH PARENTS SEPARATED AT ONE YEARS OLD. PROMISE P'S FATHER LIVED IN SOUTHERN UNITED STATES WITH PROMISE P'S LITTLE BROTHERS.
Promise P earlier at age 24 produced & wrote RollPlay his single that ended up on worldstar hiphop , which created the current fan base Promise Peters has now The video also feature's The mother of (rappers) Drakes son. "Sophie Brussaux " which also created the fan base Promise Peters has now, the article was also featured on DJ vlad's vladtv.com a notable hiphop high traffic website & more Promise Peters continues to record new music sell merchandise & writes music for other artist.
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by jackie mcdaniel November 25, 2021
Get the PROMISE Pmug. When you make promise by inserting any body part into the other party's anus. They then pucker their asshole on said body part to seal the promise.
"Mason promise you wont roofie me tonight"
"I Pucker Promise I won't!"
"Ok!"
*sticks pinky in asshole*
*puckers asshole around pinky*
"There we go!"
"I Pucker Promise I won't!"
"Ok!"
*sticks pinky in asshole*
*puckers asshole around pinky*
"There we go!"
by mrpploper August 9, 2023
Get the Pucker Promisemug. A false promise, especially one which is on conditional terms that are difficult or impossible to check (at least, for the recipient of the promise), so that there's some measure of plausible deniability as to whether the promise was kept.
"They told us that we'd all get our bonuses if performance standards across the whole company rise by 15% this year. What a purple promise!"
"He's made us another purple promise in the election campaign, apparently he's going to 'help protect the environment' -- whatever that means."
The term originated as the name of an internal marketing strategy at FedEx wherein profit sharing bonuses are only given out if performance numbers meet certain goals throughout the whole company -- something which few employees would have the ability to actually check. Within the company, the plan has also been jokingly referred to as "The Purple Carrot (On A Stick)".
"He's made us another purple promise in the election campaign, apparently he's going to 'help protect the environment' -- whatever that means."
The term originated as the name of an internal marketing strategy at FedEx wherein profit sharing bonuses are only given out if performance numbers meet certain goals throughout the whole company -- something which few employees would have the ability to actually check. Within the company, the plan has also been jokingly referred to as "The Purple Carrot (On A Stick)".
by Cale- June 30, 2007
Get the purple promisemug.