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water polo gods

Gods that all water polo players worship when in trouble at games. This is a substitution for god if you aren't catholic.

tes- God that all set players worship if they are put in headlock, or about to get dunked.

eilaog- God that all goalies worship when getting scored on

sreylap dleif- God that all field players worship when they can't stick with their man or keep up with him.

hcneb on- God that all players on the bench worship when their team is loosing or in trouble

hunu hokku- God that the coach worships or prays too every night if their team sucks.
We were down by 4 at our water polo game when I was playing feild so I prayed to the water polo gods, sreylap dleif, and we ended up scoring 5 more goals by 3rd quarter

hunu hokku, my team sucks. please make them better.
by lawltacos November 14, 2010
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Water Polo

Super intense sport played by the toughest, and most mentally unstable athletes ever, who have no conscience in the pool and who believe that breathing is not required for life functions. Field players are fast and vicious. Goalies are often nicknamed "beasts". Suits are worn 4 sizes too small, so that they don't get pulled off during the game. It requires endurance, speed(ability to sprint when you are drowning), and excellent ball handling while being attacked. Must also have an extremely quick mind, to be able to visualize every possible play in under 2 seconds, and to make split second descisions when outnumbered 3 to 1.

Water polo players are identifiable by their chlorine hair, strong legs, and often their bigger-than-the-other shoulder.
1) Person: wow, how do you breathe in those tight suits? while being chased? and drowned?

Water polo player: what? oh, you get used to it :)

2) Person 1: Damn, is it just me, or are those girls' shoulders lopsided?
Person 2: oh, they must be water polo players
by SeerSparks June 26, 2012
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Polonial-Gay

An ancient British aristocratic family now found frequenting East Coast squash tournaments, psychoanalytic symposiums and scotch tastings.
Ohh I do love spending a good weekend in my Nantucket Reds with the Polonial-Gays.
by kedlover01 May 20, 2010
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poloneck

A high, snug fitting cylindrical collar on a skivvy ( long sleeve T-shirt ) or sweater.

Worn by women, action heroes and nerds.
1. For the winter fashion show, some models wore poloneck sweaters.

2. The day turned cold, so she pulled on a poloneck.

3. Wincing when she saw the hickey on her neck in the mirror, she thought, " Looks like I'll be needing a poloneck today. "
by Ceea June 20, 2009
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Poolol

When one laughs so hard that they shit themselves. lol shit poop
"Oh man, when that groom's phone went off during that marriage I poololed!"
by YeeManChicoDogLOL March 3, 2010
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Polo Fielding

Smoking weed, hash oil, spice etc. on the polo fields. You get really stoned then lay back and stare at the stars (sounds gay but really cool) Normally done with close friends and new people are always welcome. towels are recommended so ur but and back dont get wet. snacks are recommended.As well as portable ipod speakers so you can listen to Bob Marley, Island Music etc .
Polo fielding is alot of fun
by Acfp4life March 5, 2013
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Paolo Nutini

Paolo Nutini is possibly one of the best Scottish solo artists of this time. His first album, These Streets (2006) went to number three in the UK Album charts, and his second album Sunny Side Up (2009) went to number one in the UK Album charts. His third album, Caustic Lovewas released 5 years later (April 2014) and received extremely positive feedback from music critics. Caustic Love also went to number one in the UK Album charts, and was certified platinum from the BPI in June 2014. Later that month, he was referred by the BBC "arguably Scotland's biggest musician right now".

Paolo was born on the 9th January 1987, in Paisley, Scotland. His dad is Italian and his mum is Scottish. His birth name is Paolo Giovanni Nutini. Paolo was encouraged to sing by his grandfather, Jackie, and his school teacher at St Andrews Academy who recognised his talent.
Person 1- Did you hear Paolo Nutini on the radio this morning?
Person 2- Yeah! He's amazing!
by bammusic January 28, 2015
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