procrasturbating

to masturbate instead of doing your work

Stop procrasturbating and do your history homework!

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom December 28, 2018

Procrasturbation

1. The act of procrastinating through means of masturbation (use masturbation as a procrastinatory tactic).
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.

1. The author spent her night procrasturbating when she should have been finishing her novel.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.

by I'm procrasturbating November 18, 2011

Procrasturbation

1. Procrastination while masturbating
2. Putting off masturbation until later

Stop trying to precisely define procrasturbation.
Contraction of procrastination and masturbation.

by TheCire September 16, 2018

Procrasturbating

To procrastinate in an extremely intense form. Put off all work for the month,can be used as an exaggeration or actually truthfully.

Jimmy, quit procrasturbating and finish your essay.

by Mr. Procrastination February 23, 2011

Procrasturbate

Verb. (Procrasturbation- n.)
To procrastinate by means of masturbation

"Hi, honey! how was your day?"
Well, I walked in on Chris trying to procrasturbate on his homework..."

by carols213 May 11, 2016

Procrasturbating

The act of interfering with oneself to avoid doing more important things.

I really should have caught up on my backlog of work emails but spent too much of the day procrasturbating.

by deputydazza May 28, 2020

Procrasturbation

Masturbation used only as a means of procrastination.

Because of Rico's constant procrasturbation, he always ended up finishing his projects at the last minute.

by charitable_bacon December 15, 2014