Procrasturbation

v. The act of being ridiculously horny, yet too lazy or unwilling to self-satisfy in order to "blow one's own load", or "cream one's panties".

The milky orbs and honeyed lips of the adult entertainment actresses on the television had me transfixed; lost somewhere in a bout of procrasturbation.

by FourDimensionalCumDumpster December 31, 2010

Procrasturbating

When you have important things to do, but instead you masturbate.

I told you three hours ago you are in your room with the door locked and it's not done. Are you procrasturbating?

by captain spicyweiner August 19, 2017

Procrasturbating

The act of masturbating in place of doing any kind of labor (Homework, chores, etc.)

"I was really bored and didn't wanna do my homework, so I decided to do some procrasturbating."

by Crispy M. June 22, 2017

procrasturbation

Masturbation as a form of procrastination

Kevin: I could start my final paper that's due tomorrow... or I could go wack-off first... procrasturbation FTW!

or

J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.

by Jjjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkk April 21, 2010

Procrasturbation

The act of becoming bored while revising dull content for an impending exam, giving up, and just having a wank.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.

Tim; "Phill, hows the revision going? You'v been in your room ages"
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"

Procrasturbation.

by Kacius Clay January 15, 2011

Procrasturbation

pro·cras·tur·ba·tion
  proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
noun
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.

She was smart, but her constant procrasturbation led her to be late with almost every assignment.

by Griffon727 September 14, 2012

Procrasturbate

To masturbate and procrastinate at the same time.

I procrasturbate when I don't feel like doing my homework.

by Dr. Lipschitz September 8, 2017