Pressing ham

Masturbating, to jerk off

Nick tried to bust in on Joel pressing ham.

by Sergeant Doncho June 20, 2019

Presting

Pretending to rest
Pre+st+ing

Stop presting and wake up for school!

by chuballarrow June 4, 2016

squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.

"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."

by Ryboe September 13, 2006

lego piercing

when you step on your little brothers toy

AAAAAaAAAAaAaAAaAAaaAaHHHhHHHHHHHH

(lego piercing)

by NODer1234567890 July 12, 2016

Gay Pressing

Being extremely irritated by someone in a very gay way.

Ice was gay pressing Gary to walk in a hentai store

by Duzkval7/7 July 7, 2019

surface piercing turd

When you shat out so much product that it fills the bowl and goes from a standard submariner, to a surface piercing turd. Above water the turd releases it dragon breath

I ate so much fish last night I laid out a surface piercing turd.

by Powedertoastman January 15, 2021

turd party pricing

Buying a collectible from a third party at a show/convention etc. whose prices are outrageously more than what they retailed for.

I paid turd party pricing from a third party vendor on collectible X which originally sold for $20 at the original retailer.

by darthaegeus August 16, 2011