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Dirty pretzel

The act of fisting your partners ass as they do the same to you while in a circle position like that of a pretzel
Me and my girlfriend performed the dirty pretzel last night, it was amazing lad
by elexis69 November 14, 2016
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Moist Pretzel

1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
by WheatThin123 May 12, 2014
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speak pretzel

To tell a twisted tale that ought to be taken with a grain of salt.
Person A: Did you hear what she said?
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.
by NamelessKiller August 20, 2015
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Neapolitan Pretzel

After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.
I knew Kristen was a freak, but had no idea until she suggested we share a Neapolitan pretzel.
by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019
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Pretzel Catcher

A bar fly that has no money, who is willing to do chores around the bar for free drinks.
Look at JHonda sweeping the floor at the Bonner Road Inn, what a pretzel catcher.
by T-Dawg2017 September 20, 2018
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Hungarian Pretzel

When one lays around like a pair of laced shoes whilst having a dick in their ear.
Prepare to relax like a Hungarian Pretzel later tonight.
by Tconley6969 December 24, 2021
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Pretzel Fuck

A very fierce and intense session of sexual intercourse that involves the two partakers in a close embrace in which it is hard to unwind from.
Man, I got stuck in a Pretzel Fuck last night.
by Nodnarb332 March 26, 2017
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