practically married

In a long term, serious relationship. Not yet married but with plans to marry. Taken. Off the market.

"Sorry, I don't sleep with bar skags, I'm a practically married man."

by AnneOminous November 10, 2008

guitarget practice

1. The act of shooting squinty-eyed dirty looks at the guitar player in your band (which he, unfortunately never see's because of guitar face!) when he decides to solo LOUDY through the entire song in his usual autistic way.

Q: So how was rehearsal Saturday?

A: It was more like guitarget practice - you know how Jimmy can be sometimes. . .

by 217 August 4, 2006

Target Practice

While your big breasted girl friend lays on her back you aim your jiz for her open mouth, hitting her titts and face is acceptable.

Dude my girl makes for the perfect Target Practice

by ID226 March 17, 2017

St. Practice Day

The March 16th Holiday considered the "pre-gaming" for St Patricks Day

Patrick slept until 4pm because he was too hungover from St. Practice Day

by Beer_King June 17, 2012

practicing my judo

another way of saying "I'm kickin' it"

Twitter status - Victor is currently practicing my judo at the house

by The_Victor June 5, 2009

Practice Baby

A first-born child. Parents never quite know what to expect.

Oh, Bobby over there? Don't mind him; he was our practice baby...

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

choir practice

Used by teachers to talk about going to have a drink after work. Ususlly in front of the children.

"Choir practice is on tonight"
"Will you be at choir practice?"

by DonnaM April 30, 2006