Pooch Pouch

A female’s large stomach and/or BIF area (butt in front).

Also a term for the female womb.

Her pooch pouch was so prominent I just wanted to run up and squeeze it.

I hired a personal trainer to get rid of my pooch pouch.

I unloaded in her pooch pouch. I hope she doesn’t get preggers.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020

Stink Pouch

A place to store your weed

Dude I was talking to my teacher and that dankest smell was coming from my stink pouch

by Samuelthecreator February 16, 2012

Joey Pouch

An average to skinny figured female, with a mound of fat (or in scientific terms: lipids) acquired around the lower stomach region. In turn, looks like a female Kangaroo's Joey Pouch. Which, of course, is the pouch that they carry their babies in.

Also known as "JP" for short.

Justin: Dude, did you see that chick's joey pouch?
Mike: Yeah man. She wasn't really fat. She was just kind of...
Justin: Yeah. She was rockin' that joey pouch. Were you mirin'?
Mike: That goes without saying, man. I love bishes with JP's. coolguyface.jpg

by Will Powers March 14, 2011

dildo pouch

N. Derogative, Slang

A pouch for a dildo. A douchebag.
A cock pocket for dildos.
If you are a dildo pouch, you or others store dildos inside of you.

Can include stuck up teachers that act like they have a stick up their ass all the time.

Kevin: Hey Taylor!
Taylor: What?
Kevin: You're just one big dildo pouch!

by logophilito May 20, 2008

cock-pouch

Men's bikini underwear (Speedo)

by Uncle Kaussen May 10, 2003

cum pouch

The marsupial like pouch in a woman's abdomen used to store quarts upon quarts of man juice.

Check out the cum pouch on that chick.

by Paul B April 24, 2003

cum pouch

A large pouch adjacent to (or in front of) a woman's stomach that holds cum. Can have the effect of making a woman look slightly pregnant and confusing others.

Not easily recognizable, sometimes mistaken for an alien fetus or an unborn child, leading to awkward and/or disparaging remarks.

However, continued observation (9+ months) can rule out the latter, as the woman obviously isn't giving birth.

Michael: Check out the cum pouch on that girl over there!
Ashley: Jeez, man! I thought she was preggers!
Marie: You guys are SO wrong. That is such an alien fetus.
All three together: Well, which is it? *they ponder*

by classified_so_i_dont_die December 26, 2008