posting

the act of smoking weed with your friends while doing absolutely nothing and having no future plans for the night.

Nick: yo what u doin?
Steve: posting

by iceburgZ January 1, 2010

Pouring the milk before the cereal

The right and only way of eating cereal

Omg shes pouring the milk before the cereal ?? She's so smart

by Lololololha April 6, 2019

possuming

A random act similar to planking and/or owling. Possuming is the act of laying with your knees bent at your sides and your head in your hands on random objects or in random places.

Dude, I wanna go possuming tonight. You down?
I'm so down.

by possumjunky July 27, 2011

Pouring Whiskey

To "pour whiskey" can mean a few things.

A: To pour a bottle of whiskey into a glass.

B. To fire bomb a large area during a military air raid.

-Hey, what's with not pouring whiskey with me yesterday?

-Oh, I wasn't sure if you wanted to fire bomb a city, or if you just wanted to get drunk.

-Both?

-Nice!

by Mark Connor February 10, 2009

posting

The act of one man turning on the shower and checking the temperature for another man.

Dave likes to be helpful by postingin various shower rooms around the country.

by gonzo2003 May 7, 2009

Posting Tennis

When two or more members of an Internet Forum post back and forth trying to express their opinion on a subject. The conversation turns into a posting war and the discussion usually ends up going nowhere.

Poster A: My opinion is that Xbox is better than PS3
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis

..............

by Tommy172 October 27, 2011

Posting-tard

Someone who posts spam and retarded responses on online-communities, It shows his/her incapability to maintain himself after seeing a post that he/she hates on a discussion board.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.

YOU: Naruto is the best anime ever.
ME: Narutard.
YOU: Posting-tard.

by RealYOU December 4, 2013