pottless

A creature in 17th Century English mythology. It's distinctive foul smell and revolting appearance makes it one of the most recognizable and iconic mythical figures in old English mythology.

Its origin is unknown, but it is believed that the myth began in a small village of Pottleton, now known as Waltham Cross, when a strange noise came from a well just outside the village. Villagers went to investigate, but none returned from their scoutings. It is said that every night at 3:35 AM, a small girl with a turnip-shaped head and a tomato-style hair do can be seen wandering the ground where the well once stood.

"Oh my God, John! Is that the Pottless?!"

"I don't know, Mr Lywellyn, but it is most certainly pottless-like, reminiscent of the old tale."

"Oh I see!"

"Quite!"

"Ahhhh"

"Ahhhh"

by John Lywellyn March 16, 2008

posted at the tilt

(verb) act of relaxing in your home, crib, house. called tilt due to the fact that most people's roof is slanted in a tilted angle.

What u up to?
~Nothing much man, just posted at the tilt.

by DBLUNT August 8, 2008

Postexting

Texting your friend or anyone within arms-reach with post-its.
Situation: lecture hall, huge unused pad of post-its you bought 6 month back, tight text-message plan and you gotta say something useless or comment about the teacher's hair style...
SOLUTION: Postexting

As a noun: "Why the F*** did you text me, im right next to you? Didn't you hear about postexting, you retard?"

As a verb: "The invigilator caught him postexting during the exam, he let him go this time because postexting was not prohibited by the exam regulations"

As an adverb: "..." not really

by AYL April 1, 2009

poster putty

something that can be used to stick posters on walls.
not to be confused with play-dough.

Sally lived in a rental house so her parents got her poster putty to hang up her posters with. She promptly forgot about it and while cleaning her room put it with her play-dough. several months later Sally found the play-dough and poster putty. They were slightly different shades of blue, and Sally realized that one of them must be the missing poster putty. she then picked up one of the play-dough thinking it was the poster putty, and used it to hang up her new Taylor Swift poster.

THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.

Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.

Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.

by Live_Love_Laugh December 22, 2010

postest

Postest is the biggest unit of big stuff that can't be beat by anything. It's mostly used when you're in a predicament about who loves who more; if you say, "I love you mostest postest" you automatically win. Postest can't be beat by any more, most, tons, morers or any of that. The person you used "postest" on usually gets pretty mad because they can't beat you after you threw postest at them. All in all, postest is the biggest unit of big stuff that cannot be beat no matter what and no matter how hard you try.

I love you.

I love you more.

I love you most.

I love you mostest postest (:

No fuck that I love you more.

by baaaylaaay June 27, 2011

portlethen

The best academy out there if you think otherwise I'll touch your nan

Oi porty is proper swag right fam

YO PORTY IS IGHT YOU GET ME FAM

portlethen means "cool"

by Sub2Pewdiepie_and_WillNE January 22, 2019

Bill poster's bucket

Descriptive of a particularly capacious and scruffy fanny with a seemingly endless supply of batter.

My chances of getting a grip on her blart are slim. I may have to throw in a bag of road salt, she has a fanny like a bill poster's bucket!

by balconybelly November 11, 2011