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poot lovato

Poot is Demi Lovato's two-dimensional twin sister who has been in captivity for sixty-three years. She has recently been freed from the basement.
Poot Lovato's did nothing wrong.
by Ohheythere10 December 17, 2015
mugGet the poot lovatomug.

Gay Poots

The aftermath of getting your booty-hole rammed so hard by another homosexual, it forces air so deep in your anal canal and comes out by way of forceful farts.
Bro, I got my fudge packed so deep last night that I woke up with a severe case of gay poots.
by CountShaftula June 26, 2020
mugGet the Gay Pootsmug.

cooter poot

Man, when I pulled out, Cheryl let loose a cooter poot that parted my hair!
by Ferguson June 9, 2005
mugGet the cooter pootmug.

poot lovato

Poot Lovato was locked in a basement her whole life. She was the unknown twin sister to Demi Lovato, who kept Poot's existence a secret for more than 20 years. She escaped recently, ready to show her fame to the whole world. She is Kanye West's new wife and she is now a meme circulating the globe.
Demi: Poot Lovato escaped her basement! Argh!
Poot: i wel git u demee
by pmdimak January 18, 2016
mugGet the poot lovatomug.

rooty-poot

A person (usually male) who lacks ability, confidence and/or courage.
That rooty-poot dude can't do anything right!
by Knowledge Doctor April 29, 2008
mugGet the rooty-pootmug.

boostle poot

A mathematical term describing the result of calculating the square root of "taking a dump"
And so it was in the third century that Shitstockinides, famed mathematician and pooper-porker, developed his most famous proof known as boostle poot, enlightening the world to what we all now know: that the square root of taking a dump is indeed boostle poot.
by Dwokoneseus November 26, 2009
mugGet the boostle pootmug.

Poot

shorter word for puta or putain
-(girl walks up to friend wearing low cut shirt) hey!
-omg your such a poot.
by merrcat December 9, 2010
mugGet the Pootmug.

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