Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.
"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"
by September 02, 2021
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power poaching

Locating outlets and plugging in your mobile device(s) at your current location to avoid the dreaded dead battery. Usually involves sneakily searching the perimeters of rooms and creatively relocating chairs to sit next to charging devices.
While I attended an all-day conference, I had to sneak in some power poaching in order to charge my cell phone.
by BethB March 14, 2016
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poached melon

well fuck make 'em some poached melons.
by taterth0ts October 09, 2020
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