Plum Flipped

head over heels for someone. When you like someone a lot.. love talking to them, being around them, etc.

John: "I'm plum flipped over you"

It was at that moment when Jam realized he was plum flipped for Kayla.

by kay.rawrr. June 11, 2009

Plum Fuck

Having a/your penis in a womans vagina while simultaneously having your testicles lodged in her anus.

See also keeping the dog in the bathtub

OH MY GOD! That guy has his dick in her twat, and balls in her ass! What a Plum Fuck!

by Dookie March 31, 2005

Plum Bob

The act of a woman performing fellatio on a man while he is sitting on a toilet defecating.

Bitch, I don't care if smells like the fart of a raccoon with colon cancer, get on yo knees and gobble this knob while I squeeze out the remnants of your hastily prepared lasagna.

by Slick Dick Lick June 14, 2004

plum tug

Noun. The act of pulling the scrotum down quickly in order to inflict maximum pain. Can refer to a defensive move used by sex workers, or may be a figurative expression to describe the effect of a slight or insult on the recipient.

Suzanne really gave Michael the old plum tug when she dumped him in front of everybody at the dance.
-or-
Sensing that Michael was about to grab her hair, Suzanne got her hand in position to perform a plum tug. He got the hint and put his hand back behind him.

by Jojo Lemon May 8, 2005

Prof. Plum

A Clue (the board game) reference to purple.

First wide-spread use was following the release of the "Jimmy: A world of Warcraft Story."

Real life applications are generally discouraged.

I scored some mad prof. plum's last night in BT.

by P-Dangler March 11, 2008

plum-cup

A surreptitious and un-solicited grope of the testicles. Most commonly encountered in homo-erotic environments eg. dark corners at gay clubs. Similar to the female 'muff pat'.

You can tell Alfonso's gagging for it, he's doling out the plum-cups tonight!

by honeybear 9001 November 29, 2010

plum distress

An injury to the testicular region, resulting in short or longer term damage to the plums, including general soreness, swelling, lacerations, or even sufficient injury to require surgery.

Example 1:
Some dude at the nude beach got his balls stuck between the slats on the beach chair. They had to cut the slats away, and he suffered a serious case of plum distress as a result.

Example 2:
Justin: I was doing a jump on my BMX bike. The seat cracked when I landed, and my gear caught up in it. I had to have an operation downstairs to get the damage fixed up.
Ed: Wow!!
Richard: Plum distress.

by Reggie the Educator April 8, 2013