pizzamachine

“pizzamachine” is a famous reviewer from Sputnikmusic. His goofball nature and extreme sarcasm/biting cynicism somehow are filtered enough to make great reviews consistently. He is also known to make a joke review or list now and then, bringing Sputnik to its knees. For example, his water list, which was the last thing people saw before Sputnik was down for days. Despite being an agent of chaos, he is also a well loved and known OG Sputniker that inspires people to write better, and be nicer to humankind, for he is benevolent. Nonetheless, his tendency to spew out reviews and stoic comments in a machine-like manner has enabled him to act as an enigma, a strange outsider who is known yet not known. His musical project dubbed “pizzamachine” on SoundCloud is equally curious. Either way, you will find pizzamachine on all types of social media, for he is never ending, and unrelenting. Don’t worry, he won’t bite.

“Sup pizzamachine” - evilford

“Not much hombre, just wasting time on my phone LIKE A BOSS🕺🏻” - pizzamachine

by Pillowmantotherescue July 7, 2023

Cici's pizza

Pizza buffet founded in Plano Texas in 1985. Known for their low quality pizza but cheap price. Frequented by soccer moms and stoners.

After we smoke this dime lets hit up Cici's pizza, I'm gonna have the most serious munchies.

by Glenn J February 8, 2009

pizza daddy

a sugar daddy who just gives you pizza

-ugh i'm so baked i want pizza
-don't worry i'll call my pizza daddy

by buttvaginadickerson July 11, 2014

pizzarrhea

A word formed from a combination of 2 words: PIZZA + diaRRHEA. It's when you chow down on a pizza and instantly you get the runs. It could result from any ingredient being spoiled but usually bad meat is the biggest culprit.

I was staying in a hotel in Butte. I phoned in a pizza order, pepperoni + cheese + whatever, Chicago style. Delivery was fast. I ate one slice and instantly I soiled my drawers. I changed my clothes but soon all my clothes were crapped and I had to get on the throne fast. I had contracted a severe case of pizarrhea. When it was time to hop on the 'hound for the ride back this cute PYT dressed in pink and named Terri initiated a conversation with me. She was on the other side of the seat row, looking backwards at me. Everything was fine as long as she didn't come over and sit next to me : (

Pizzarrhea ain't no fun at all.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 4, 2011

Pizzapussysanta

The ideal name for a child, as stated by comedian Dave Attell.

If I had a kid, I’d give him a name that would make everyone want to say his name. I’d call him, Pizzapussysanta. I would! Cause everybody likes one of those things.

by EZHarry August 20, 2011

Pizza Pasta Fuck

You know what? I don’t know. I actually don’t know what the fuck this is. I am completely at a loss for words. I literally heard this once outside a deli and I’ve been contemplating it since. Do you know what it is? I don’t. Fuck off.

Man from the deli: I GOT THE PIZZA PASTA FUCK.

by definitelynotfink January 6, 2019

Pre-pizza

The pizza that you eat just before eating another pizza (after which you may endulge in a post-pizza)

Example #1
Lucas:"What should we eat tonight?"
Malt: "How about pizza?"
Lucas:"That's cool. Let's go grab a pre-pizza first, though"

Example #2
Malt: "I'm doing cocaine. Wanna bump?"
Oliver: "No. i'll just go get a pre-pizza"

by Malt007 January 20, 2011