Pity Penis

When a man provides someone or something with his penis because he feels bad for them.

Sarah: Omg, Brandon finally came over and fucked the shit out of me and I only had to call him like 8 times.

Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.

by HotDam August 17, 2016

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Race pity

When you are racist to yourself. It makes totally it socially acceptable because you arent being mean to others, but yourself.

yo im not racist, i just pity my race

Race pity is totally fine bro

by totally not lecrim June 2, 2021

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pity succ

when you suck some ugly dudes dick just so that he can say he achieved the succ before he dies

Xander- Give that nigga the pity succ before he dies
Abigale- You're so mean!!!11!!

by R Seater March 18, 2017

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Pity Flex

When someone tries to make you feel bad for them by making the conversation a competition of who has the worst life.

Person 1: "damn I dropped my nachos. I hate my life"

Person 2: "oh you hate your life? At least your step mom didn't beat you as a kid."

Person 1: "dude that has nothing to do with what we were talking about. Stop tryna pity flex"

by Bonebaby February 4, 2019

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pity tweet

a tweet that is sent to a lonely person who hasn't received any tweets that day

Just because no one is tweeting today, it does not mean I want your pity tweets!

by omegaepsilon April 25, 2011

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pity grand

1. The thousand dollars given to people on Wheel of Fortune who don't solve any puzzles.
2. Any reward, award, or recognition going to someone in a competition who has not actually earned it.

The boy who placed last in the competition got a "participant" trophy as his pity grand.

by gtricky May 12, 2014

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